Seriously Jay Leno: Celebrity Jokes

I noticed that Jay Leno still hurting for jokes. This is the third of my helpful articles providing original jokes Jay Poor Ol '. This time I decided to use one of Jay's favorite topics, celebrities.

Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio

There are reports in the afterlife Gazette that Joe DiMaggio once tried to write in favor of Marilyn Monroe music. A report from Walter Winchell to be ignored in 1972, is that the decomposition is as fast as MarilynJoe compound. According to Winchell: JOE are very loose on this.

Paris Hilton

Because of its negative reputation, without a clue, inscribed Paris Hilton in the department of Cosmology at Stanford University. It has been reported by other students that this is only the first lesson, I could use my own cosmetics?

Paris left the class when the professor called the holes blacks.

Told a friend she did not like NASTYProfessors and that the transfer to Cal Tech, because they heard that there are boys.

Jennifer Lopez

The daily hot Latin West Los Angeles, has published a plane Caliente, interview Jennifer Lopez on the marriage theme of success.

As the interviewer, Christina Gonzales, asked: "You seem to have the theory BUTT short sweet marriage. How do you do it?"

Lopez replied: "First, is short for me. I like a nicecaring man who wants sex more than money. In this way, when it begins to meddle in my business, I can dump him without emotion. "

Christina said: "I do not believe in marriage for love, right?" We married just for sex! Why would you marry me anyway? You dump people like other people throw their garbage. "

Unperturbed, Lopez replied, "¿No people will think Quisieras que de mí que es como una mujerzuela, you?"

A brief visit on the Internet translates as "amujerzuela. Means SLUT! Jennifer does not want people to think she is a bitch.

Madonna

Speaking of bitches, "A rabbi recently called Madonna a slut, a messenger worthy of Jewish mysticism." (See: http://tinyurl.com/63fw6) Since 1997 have been referred to the study of Jewish mysticism, Kabbalah. "These days it is never without a bracelet of red thread, which he said to ward off the evil eye has seen."

You need the bracelet every time you look in the mirror.

TheEnd

Copyright © 2006 John T. Jones, Ph.D.

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